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So, if you're praying for
change, you're gonna need one of our "Holy"
Obama candles. He's dressed like
Elvis, and with a flick of your lighter, he's guaranteed to make healthcare happen. While you're at it, might as well get one of our "Highly Medicated" Day-of-the-Week Pill Cases.